1 00:00:50,997 --> 00:00:53,727 When these drivers decide to drop you off somewhere... 2 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:55,324 they aren't kidding. 3 00:00:56,803 --> 00:00:58,862 Now, where do you suppose I'm at? 4 00:01:07,347 --> 00:01:09,042 I must be in Paris! 5 00:01:09,516 --> 00:01:12,212 Parlez-vous français and oo-la-la. 6 00:01:12,419 --> 00:01:14,614 I'm just gonna stroll down the boulevard... 7 00:01:14,688 --> 00:01:17,521 and look over the monsieurs and the mademoiselles. 8 00:01:23,497 --> 00:01:25,556 Nom de plume! A rabbit. 9 00:01:25,632 --> 00:01:28,100 Just what I must have for the dinner menu! 10 00:01:30,337 --> 00:01:31,770 Nuit de Noël! A rabbit! 11 00:01:31,838 --> 00:01:33,669 Just what I must have for the dinner menu. 12 00:01:33,740 --> 00:01:35,332 Vive à la carte! 13 00:01:44,551 --> 00:01:46,018 What was that? 14 00:01:47,487 --> 00:01:50,945 Something tells me this little gray hare's in the middle again! 15 00:01:54,027 --> 00:01:55,392 En garde, rabbit. 16 00:01:58,565 --> 00:02:00,590 I got him! I got the rabbit! 17 00:02:04,504 --> 00:02:07,564 What's up, doc? What have you got in the tureen? 18 00:02:07,641 --> 00:02:10,838 Monsieur, here I have the most beautiful rabbit! 19 00:02:11,244 --> 00:02:12,370 Rabbit? 20 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:14,872 Mind if I have a peek at him? 21 00:02:14,948 --> 00:02:17,610 But of course, monsieur. Regardez. 22 00:02:19,219 --> 00:02:21,744 Sort of short-eared critter, ain't he, doc? 23 00:02:23,690 --> 00:02:24,987 Monsieur Louie. 24 00:02:25,225 --> 00:02:28,456 What have you to do with my rabbit? 25 00:02:28,762 --> 00:02:31,424 Your rabbit? No, Monsieur Francois... 26 00:02:31,498 --> 00:02:33,090 the rabbit, she is mine! 27 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:37,464 Au contraire, monsieur. The rabbit is mine, not yours. 28 00:02:38,839 --> 00:02:42,297 If anybody was to tell me my rabbit wasn't mine... 29 00:02:42,375 --> 00:02:45,811 I'd tweak his little pink tomato nose. 30 00:02:50,183 --> 00:02:54,347 If anybody were to tweak my little pink tomato nose, I'd... 31 00:03:11,571 --> 00:03:14,062 What a revolting display of temper. 32 00:03:14,307 --> 00:03:16,172 I win! 33 00:03:22,282 --> 00:03:25,012 Now, just an eau de cologne minute, doc. 34 00:03:25,085 --> 00:03:27,417 - What's cooking? - You, monsieur. 35 00:03:28,889 --> 00:03:32,188 - You're gonna cook me? - Oui, monsieur. 36 00:03:32,259 --> 00:03:35,456 I am now preparing the delicious Rabbit Francois. 37 00:03:38,098 --> 00:03:41,192 Okay. Of course, if you want something really good... 38 00:03:41,268 --> 00:03:45,295 you can't beat a good old Louisiana Back-Bay Bayou Bunny Bordelaise... 39 00:03:45,572 --> 00:03:46,869 à la Antoine. 40 00:03:47,607 --> 00:03:50,804 À la Antoine? You mean the Antoine of New Orleans? 41 00:03:50,877 --> 00:03:53,402 I don't mean Antoine of Flatbush. 42 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:56,381 Come on, buster, get with your cooking. 43 00:03:57,017 --> 00:03:59,008 This recipe I must know. 44 00:03:59,786 --> 00:04:01,185 Now what? 45 00:04:01,254 --> 00:04:04,417 Monsieur will show me to cook this recipe, no? 46 00:04:04,491 --> 00:04:05,583 No! 47 00:04:08,228 --> 00:04:10,662 Monsieur, I insist that you show me. 48 00:04:12,132 --> 00:04:14,498 If you insist. 49 00:04:14,935 --> 00:04:18,735 Now, then. I'm the chef and you're the rabbit, see? 50 00:04:18,939 --> 00:04:21,430 But I do not look like a rabbit. 51 00:04:21,575 --> 00:04:24,476 I'll fix that in a jiffy. Here. 52 00:04:29,482 --> 00:04:32,383 Open wide. That's it. 53 00:04:35,855 --> 00:04:38,050 Now wiggle your nose. 54 00:04:38,158 --> 00:04:41,753 Say, you make a swell rabbit, doc. See? 55 00:04:43,964 --> 00:04:45,022 Thank you, monsieur. 56 00:04:45,098 --> 00:04:47,328 And now for Antoine's recipe. 57 00:04:47,634 --> 00:04:51,468 First, immerse the rabbit thoroughly in wine. 58 00:04:52,872 --> 00:04:54,396 Then pickle. 59 00:04:54,474 --> 00:04:56,840 Already I am pickled. 60 00:04:59,145 --> 00:05:00,510 Shake well. 61 00:05:02,882 --> 00:05:06,545 Then stuff with hot sauce, chili peppers, bay leaf, bay rum, hot mustard... 62 00:05:06,620 --> 00:05:10,283 horse radish, mule radish, and a dash of Tabasco sauce. 63 00:05:15,829 --> 00:05:19,026 Next, we dip liberally in flour. So. 64 00:05:21,668 --> 00:05:26,605 And roll briskly with rolling pin. Knead gently but firmly. 65 00:05:30,810 --> 00:05:33,210 Then pour into stew pot. 66 00:05:33,713 --> 00:05:35,977 Now add sliced parsnips... 67 00:05:36,049 --> 00:05:39,541 potatoes, asparagus, onions... 68 00:05:41,187 --> 00:05:43,553 Skip the onions. 69 00:05:45,425 --> 00:05:48,223 Monsieur Francois, the rabbit, she is mine. 70 00:05:52,165 --> 00:05:55,066 You are expecting maybe Humphrey Bogart? 71 00:05:55,135 --> 00:05:57,831 Monsieur Francois, what happened? 72 00:05:57,937 --> 00:05:59,564 Monsieur le Rabbit, la... 73 00:05:59,639 --> 00:06:02,836 he show me to cook the Louisiana Back-Bay Bayou Bunny Bordelaise... 74 00:06:02,909 --> 00:06:04,171 à la Antoine. 75 00:06:04,244 --> 00:06:07,407 Antoine? Nom de sad sack? 76 00:06:07,547 --> 00:06:11,847 - Proceed, Monsieur le Rabbit. - Okay, doc, here we go. 77 00:06:11,918 --> 00:06:14,478 Stop! You show this recipe to Monsieur Francois... 78 00:06:14,554 --> 00:06:16,044 then you must show it to me. 79 00:06:16,356 --> 00:06:19,086 All right, if you insist. 80 00:06:20,193 --> 00:06:22,855 First, we fix you up like your friend here. 81 00:06:25,565 --> 00:06:27,499 Now wine. Pickle. 82 00:06:27,567 --> 00:06:31,264 Stuffing. Flour. Roll, knead... 83 00:06:31,471 --> 00:06:33,268 and into the pot. 84 00:06:33,406 --> 00:06:37,536 And, last but not least, a nice big carrot. 85 00:06:41,081 --> 00:06:43,675 There, that'll put a kick in it. 86 00:06:45,251 --> 00:06:47,776 And into la oven we go. 87 00:06:49,589 --> 00:06:51,682 Don't they look yummy-yummy? 88 00:07:02,435 --> 00:07:04,403 Vive Antoine! 89 00:07:09,275 --> 00:07:11,903 Personally, I prefer hamburger. 90 00:07:18,118 --> 00:07:19,107 English